The MORNING PAGES Police Station

[Frank]

WARNING - non-serious discussion here ********

Hello I am Sgt. Frank of the Pages police, here to set you people straight on what is proper pages writing conduct and what is not.

A Crayz Person writes "Is it okay to write pages with your left hand ?"
Yes, CP, it is okay to use your left hand, right hand, feet and or teeth. The book of JC does not tell us what to do for sure but I am certain these are okay methods. I am also quite sure that hiring someone to them for you violates the intent of pages unless of course you dictate the pages to the other person - I myself am willing to write dictated pages for a small fee of 100usd per page. payable in advance.

Mr. E writes "is it okay to do less than three pages"
Dear Mr. E. - That is heresy. You must do three handwritten 81/2 by 11 inch pages per day - so says the books of JC - if you choose to ignore this and DO THINGS YOUR WAY, you run the risk that JC fundamentalists will not recognize you as being a true JC follower
(you will have the stigma of Doesn't do Pages" and they will laugh at you and call you rude names and not let you play in reindeer games - this happened to a fellow named Rudolph)

Mr. E. writes again "is it okay to do more than 3 pages?'
Dear Mr. E - are you crazy? no one wants to do more work than they have to.

WildWoman writes: I am an Artist, so is it okay if I use a brush to write my pages ?
Dear WildWoman: Use of anything other than a pen or pencil is allowed as is use of other mediums beside graphite, and ink. If you want to write your pages in blood, I suggest you write big and fast.

SamIam writes: "Can I put pictures in my pages?
Dear SamIam: - No, sam it is not alright because it sounds like you are trying to make your pages pretty, or to drive home a point or heaven forbid, you are trying to make some sense out of your pages. Putting pictures in your pages puts you on a slippery slope of designing your pages and pretty soon your pages become a blog and after that your blog becomes popular, you become a success, world famous and rich - Do you really want to go down that road ?

Well, that is all for today from the Pages Police Station - please give us your questions and we will set you straight.

[Barbara Ann Storrier]

Nah ... they drink Evian water. There's a whole gang of them hanging around the local laundromat here, with skateboards. Once they hit the terrible two's, most of them switch to electric guitars and drums :)